BITSian STATUS MESSAGES
[A peep into what's playing around BITSian Minds & Lives !! :D]


Apporv
: "When i die,I wanna be buried face-down so that anyone who doesn't like me can come to my grave and kiss my ass"

Shashank(aka Boxer) :"I get enough exercise pushing my luck"


vivek.vpk: The Two Rules of Success: 1. Don't tell everything you know .....

Chandan Singh: always @(weekend) assign Chandy =1'b1;
[if u didn't get this try coding in verilog .. :D ]

Yogesh:"Only 4.2 million seconds to go" -- for ps to end...

Aditya:Working at GM,GM all ..
[The first GM==General Motors ..and the second ...well ahem ..for noobs ==G*** Mara :P]

akhs247: Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts.

Nikhilesh -: my lcd said hello!

Gaurav:Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol...
[cant agree more mate :P]

Aditya Vnv:wat the frock ? :P

Piyushsharma: Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.

Ankit Chaudhary : My head speaks a language, I don't understand.

Angad Singh Gill: "Even if I toss a coin the chance of me getting Head is Zero"-Angad Singh Gill

Aswin.n: Everything happens for a reason
[Yeah ...including status messages .. :P ]

Roshan Sumbaly: The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do..

Siddharth: An optimist Bloke now says, ' Every dark cloud has silver lining."

 


sujay.shrivastava
: Just becoz i rock doesn't mean I am made of Stone !


simplynits
: Failure is not the only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others
.

kushalagarwal22: Sensex Rape Sex P*rn Bhajan Inc*st ..
[On the sensex going below 10K.. :D ..the BITSians using DC will understand the rest ..:P]

sutirthasroy: do yourself a favour..watch ELITE SQUAD..

Rohan Gandhi: Someone stole my coffee!
[@Cypress Semiconductors, San Jose,US]

Me : I have great faith in fools...my friends call it Self Confidence.. :D :D

Shobhit Misra: My job is like my marriage. I may be tempted to look at other pretty girls, evaluate them and get tempted to stray, but something holds me back.........
[Ok..he is an IITian ...but we can spare him for that...this time :P]

pandita.omesh: I refuse to Work!! x-(
[i can understand mate :P]

vivek.vpk: 1 Dollar = 50 Rupees :O
[Like it fuggin matters to u ..u r in US dude :X :P ]

Arun Reddy : Happy Diwali - Play Safe !
[Ahem ...]

Vishrut...
: "Don't ever leave the one you love for the one you like, because the one you like will leave you for the one they love" ... truly touching... :(
[5 Min pehle iska status msg tha : Working at CSD ...DND :O ]

Shashank pandey : saala boxer aakhri sem mein bhi T2 se 10 di pehle se padna shuru karta hai . Bhagwaan bachaye humein aise logon se..
[Just for reference : Pandey ji is a 10 pointer Himself .. :O :O ...aur inhe bhagwan bachaye ?? ]

Ankit govil: Boxer aur kitabein-- "ek amar prem gatha"
[Bas kar boxer... :P]

Shashanks.misra: The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
[How True !!]

saumils1987 : Laughter -- An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable.

rohith: "We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done.".................... "It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities."