Raja: Diwali - the time when bikers must be scared of pedestrians.

Rajesh:Wanted a Love Guru !!
[Ahan ?? ;)]

Vishal Goel: bomb blasts in ah3 .....next target - hos ass' room.. :P... rok sakte ho to rok lo.....
[ah3=urs truly's Hostel name]
shashanks.misra: destiny is calling me... so i put your call on hold!

vivek.vpk: It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.

Vaibhav Raj : I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder..

Harsh Vardhan: Philosophical encounters with the zeroth kind..

Shashank pandey: if a person is named " ", then can neone tell me how 'll he know that someone shouted his name, or btw how 'll one call him.